1. sprinkleofglitr:

    haitianderulo:

    musicalmurderscene:

    Dog: Hello koi!

    Koi: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!

    this just makes me happy for some reason.

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

    For Jack

    (via joshpeck)

  2. kurgs:

    skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

    (via thomasrnueller)

  3. foodchewer:

    maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

    (via ugly)

    (Source: solitaryparade, via heart)

  4. (Source: hippiesispunkz, via jackballs)

  5. att:

    Before you start your vehicle, pause all text/email/social media convos. Arrive to your destination safely. #itcanwait

    fuckingtosser:

    four-toed-creed:

    this is so great

    this is really great.

    (Source: theghastlyordealofcorey)

  6. (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via asian)

  7. spiritkindler:

    Still works

    (Source: misterjakes, via heart)

  8. cactuseeds:

    And like a grain of diamond dust you float

    And my devotion’s outer crust cracks”

    Submarine (2010)

    Director: Richard Ayoade

    (via withstandinq)

  9. zootid:

    80HD

    (Source: heemkage, via dutchster)

  10. rhinse:

    Prada S/S 2016

    (via joshpeck)

  11. (Source: cockkkkkkkk, via draghn)